Wacky~

Another convo on facebook~

Dylan Lim : sipping life's tea has never been so bittersweet

Siew Ming Au Yong : reminds me about eating dark chocolate XP

Dylan Lim : XD the next time we meet we needa get that!!

Joyce Tan JL : AMBOIH! YOU TWO ONLY LAA?! ORANG LAIN TAK KENA AJAK?!

Siew Ming Au Yong : lool wanna come? Invitation is open to public. I think. XP

Dylan Lim : nono, only siew ming and the rest of the sapphirites :P excluding joyce :D:D COZ SHE EAT TOO MUCH D!!

Joyce Tan JL : = = SIEW MING! SOMEONE BULLY ME!!!!!! T-T HOW'D YOU KNOW IF I EAT TOO MUCH HUH?! XP

Dylan Lim : see yr size know d..XD

Joyce Tan JL : . . . . . IM TELLING EDWIN AND ANNA!!!!! EDWIN!!!!!! T-T *SOBS~~!!!!!!* YOU WAIT!!!!! DYLAN!!! YOU WAIT!!!! X( HMPH!

Dylan Lim : heheheheeee..XD

Siew Ming Au Yong : btw I also eat a lot. =DDD its just that ppl do not know... jangan pandan rendah kpd orang kurus tau. d=

Joyce Tan JL : Errhhh~ Like that means~~~ You eat so much but still dun mind inviting me~ Dylan makan sikit but din wan me makan~ DYLAN SELFISH! SHELLFISH! SHELLFISH!!!

Dylan Lim : =.= fine you can have my share HAHA

Siew Ming Au Yong : lol. nice profile pic, Dylan =) and is that a cookie inside one of the bubble? :D

Dylan Lim : haha supposed to be a pie XD

Siew Ming Au Yong : oh btw, where's the place where all the other sapphirites chat on fb? The one that is mentioned in our blog.

Dylan Lim : well that convo was actually something like this one, edwin just copy + pasted it to the blog XD

Siew Ming Au Yong : lol... u can also paste this one onto the blog too, since no one is updating it. X)

Dylan Lim : HAHA okay :P


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see la, nobody update this is what happens. :D

A Conversation worth the read~

Had this in my youth's blog~

Thought i sould share it with you guys~

It's a conversation between a professor and his student~

And it's a very Good convo~

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . ..

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . ..
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so .. .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein.